my life story in a nutshell

the other day on the radio i heard a book review of a collection of autobiographies - all of which are six words long, a brilliant concept that has kept my mind busy and off my thesis ever since. here's a few 6-word autobiographies i came up with:

mumble, grumble... not a morning person
absent-minded, i drift through my life
will be late for own funeral
glad i changed course early on
protestant work ethic? not quite...
chilies, garlic, lime juice, salt, coriander
gigantic carbon footprint - that defines me